Oh hello. I’m Marcelle. Maybe you know me, maybe we’ve worked together, maybe we saw Pavement in Paris, or maybe we were backstage at the Beastie Boys at MSG that one time. Maybe you’ve read something I’ve written.┬áMaybe you’ve seen me on a stage, or online, or on your television module. Maybe you’ve listened to me on a podcast.

And maybe, just maybe, you’re here because you want to hire me.

And that? That I’d be super into.